There are few things better in life than a day spent floating in the lake with your friends, while drinking your favorite brews. The only part that sucks is having to find a way to stay afloat with no effort. Pool Noodles move to much and don’t provide enough buoyancy for real men. The inflatable floats end up keeping you out of the water more than in it, and the upsidedown life vest on your legs might work if your legs fit the arm holes and the vest can take your weight. The makers of Floaty Pants decided to end this dilemma.
The easiest way to describe Floaty Pants is a life jacket for your lower body. They are designed to fit like a large adult diaper with adjustable straps on both side to fit your legs. They are made out of material similar to life vest so they will stay floating and resist taking on water.
As you can see in the video, Floaty Pants come in a variety of designs like a thong, man with abs, American Flag, camouflage and simple red and blue. Floaty Pants are currently priced at $44.95 which makes them the more affordable than most quality life vest. Right now, if you buy 2 Floaty Pants, they will give you free shipping.